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You're not expecting the unexpected
More absinthe over here, please!
Accept imitations.
A Rainy Day in Osaka
Sound Check! Sound Check!
pump organ
Now the show is over, we wend our way home!
Mr E O'Brien's day of Birth
Music in a popular modern style!
Leave a message. You can't help it.
Panicking, but too late now
Digital flotsam.
In Melbourne. Please leave a message.
Dinkum
St Kilda's and beyond
Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
Playing Fake Plastic outside Ron Laver, Melbourne
Is it East to West or West to East?
??? !!!
Tectonica Psychedelica
shrug
Hey, chin up man!
The key is to be returned by 10am the next day.
A barely perceptible haze
More blues then I could imagine
Bag snatchers in area.
No very very last time?
This way for pop-up ads! 494998
NO DANGEROUS GOODS IN TUNNEL 16783
terribilus dilvium 90181
what's my name?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 err
we folo wer you lead 363019
Yo homeboy. You mad. Gatcha. 304418
exposed to high levels of radiation. 487357
Protect and survive HA HA HA HA
>Radiohead Television WHERE IS THE MOST GIGANTIC LYING
MOUTH OF ALL TIME? What happened? Why was Episode Four never shown?
Where is Chieftan Mews? Will he be getting his own chat show? Who has pulled the plug? Where was the plug? Is this a plug? Well Maybe it is.<
DROp tHe DEBt or the bug gets iT 263661
Is it safe? Is it safe? 2956
leakage 118467
wired to get help
Worms in the attic. Worms. 23767
missiles?.....alright here? 239604
"this one starts off very quietly"
Justified Ancients of NIMBY
Big election.
Holding breath
You'll need them. 61878 (introduction of stomachpills.jpg after US election)
Trans Europe Express 392904
and now we'll give it a good old mash.
RESIGN. YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
RELIC. 203125
Created in 7 days. 388676 (introduction of globalwarming.jpg)
Chieftan Mews=Completely Mad 132949 (introduction of nicepeople.jpg)
Chieftan Mews=Clueless Maniac 91762
...mmmore coookies… 276985
...mmedia studies? ha ha ha!! dont make us laugh.... 486778
Because you're WORTH IT. 378058
Category Management 177031
Product placement 125734
Buy One Get One Free 36302
originality is a product 431493
>(Evryone expects you to perform but you cant.
Copy/paste but nothing happens. Undo but cant undo.
Get text ha ha ha. Im a very busy person im sorry youll have to wait
until tomorrow or maybe the next day if youre lucky if im lucky.
if im lucky ill still be here hello how are you is evrything)<
oh no. oh no. oh no. 22911 (introduction of longstay.jpg)
APOCALYPE DUVET 752759
learn to live in fairyland. 6085
superquarry
...>>>>.....>>>>… 245199
phytoplankton 258954
? 24002
Quinn's Ice 173955
can i eat this? 250588
War is Peace 440730
denial 437436
subsequently 'unpublicised' 410467
subsequently 'unpublicised' 351834
...---… 338376
elsewhere 111591
nowhere 285083
"can you put the tea on the Mellotron please?" 69153
Dick A M Cleeter 412854
Nik Da Trix 465187
Nik Da Trix 51757
did you lie to us Tony? 394063
Business School for the Dead
Peace
Holding Breath
Ims Menoo.
computers send you blind
IT
sell your house and buy gold
sniff 274676
suburbian 405702
this is a ghost coach 290659
nuclear power no thanks 334343
pay peanuts> get monkeys> 71138
no future 128954
we live here 260144
the future is for amateurs 251283
little by little 232543
Go back. Turn back. 173009
launch 330159
ultimatum 330082
trickledown 406245
landfill to lift the heart 299333
no sneezing
sweet convulvions
currently stable. i.dont.think.so.
at risk
when
soon
but when
before
uchronia
xurbia mon amour
cosmic rays